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A
Night Out With Jill Soloway
by
Monica Corcoran
September 4, 2005
''SOME of you guys are going to boo, but I'm going to say it anyway.
I don't like dogs,'' Jill Soloway declared. She shut her eyes and
winced like a schoolyard weakling expecting a punch.
Ms.
Soloway, who was an executive producer and an Emmy-nominated writer
on the HBO series ''Six Feet Under,'' was reading from her new memoir,
''Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants'' (Free Press), at the Comedy Central
Stage in the Hudson Theater here. It was a Thursday night showcase
known as ''Sit 'n Spin,'' where writers and actors read or perform
personal monologues. The place was packed.
As
Ms. Soloway, 39, went on to disdain dog odor -- ''They smell like
ham, for one'' -- a few sympathizers in the crowd hooted. ''That
was dangerous,'' she said after the show. ''I was really worried
about the dog people.'' But Ms. Soloway, who will read in New York
on Sept. 12 with Lauren Ambrose of ''Six Feet Under'' and Amy Poehler
of ''Saturday Night Live,'' was not home free.
She
still had to cross a dark lot to reach her car. Girlfriends awaited
at a nearby lounge. Would livid Labradoodle owners accost her before
she got there? ''Actually, people came up and whispered to me that
they secretly hate dogs too,'' she said later. ''The more horrible
the truth that you admit, the better you connect. You have to tell
the truth.''
Ms.
Soloway is certainly no Pinocchio. In her book of humorous essays,
she details the loss of her virginity at 17 to a very tan older
man who carried a leather pouch of suntan lotions. He was forever
known as ''lotion bag.'' Ms. Soloway, a Chicago native, also reveals
a passion for watching beauty pageants, which conflicts with her
dismay over what she sees as the fall of feminism and the need to
label women. ''According to our society, you're either Jen or Angelina,
Hillary or Monica,'' she said. ''It's not that simple. I have been
both.''
On
this evening fans besieged her as soon as she entered the Bungalow
Club on Melrose Avenue. Most were alumni of ''Sit 'n Spin,'' which
Ms. Soloway and her friend Maggie Rowe, a writer, founded in 2001.
''We all used to go to Pinot Hollywood afterward, but some actors
got caught smoking pot in a bathroom, and we were banned from there,''
she said with a laugh.
Ms.
Soloway ordered a vodka and cranberry juice and joined her friends
Sarah and Becky Thyre, sisters and both actresses, and Ms. Rowe.
''My mom is fine with the book,'' Ms. Soloway said. ''She's the
type of mother who says to a waiter: 'Meet my daughters. She's a
single mom and she's a lesbian.''' Ms. Soloway is the single mother,
raising her 8-year-old son, Isaac.
As
the women began reminisced, Ms. Soloway's eyewear was a source of
uproarious laughter. Becky Thyre was describing the rectangular
specs that Ms. Soloway wore in the early 90's when Sarah Thyre asked:
''You mean like German architect glasses? Daniel Libeskind glasses?''
''What
was I thinking?'' Ms. Soloway asked. ''Someone recently said to
me, 'I remember you in the years that you were wearing that pince-nez.'''
Then, there were the dreadlocks. ''I had to shave my head to get
rid of those,'' she said.
The
talk eventually turned to messy breakups, mean-spirited boyfriends
and literary exhibitionism. ''I feel like I told everyone everything
about myself,'' Ms. Soloway said. Any regrets? ''No. But I'm embarrassed
that people will know that I can't ride a bicycle. For years I have
been feigning bad ankles and saying I wasn't in the mood for a bike
ride.''
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