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Not
Without My Nipples! the Made for TV Musical
Todd Everett
Aug 24, 1993
(Coast
Playhouse, West Hollywood; 99 seats; $ 12.50 top)
The
latest venture by (some of) the creators of long-running legit "The
Real Live Brady Bunch" looks at the creation and aftermath
of a made-for-TV movie. While "Brady" was campy fun, this
one is raunchy and malicious. Clearly not for all tastes, the show
-- which began its run June 9 in SanFran -- should attract a following
in Hollywood.
In
a situation reminiscent of the recent Showtime pic "Chantilly
Lace," producer Chase Goldberg (Faith Soloway) hires several
actors and invites them to a remote retreat to write their own dialogue
for a telepic.
The
first act shows actors writing the film (titled "Not Without
My Nipples," for reasons best left unexplained here). Act 2
is reenactment of "People's Pick Awards" ceremony following
airing of "Nipples." A subplot involving someone's attempt
to murder Meredith Baxter is carried to an anticlimactic resolution.
What
appeal there is comes from watching the parodies of "Saturday
Night Live ," written with a harder edge and a good deal of
real and imagined Hollywood dish.
Characters
parodied have little in common. The implication is, they're has-beens,
but that's hardly true of some of them.
The
real reason may be that these are the personas whom the legit cast
can (sort of) fake.
As
might be expected, some of the characterizations are more on target
than others. Melanie Hutsell's Meredith Baxter is awful, Jill Soloway's
Joyce DeWitt borders on brilliance, and the rest are somewhere in
between.
Eric
Waddell (in one of the show's numerous purposely horrendous wigs)
brays like Johnny Cash, but looks more like David Keith.
Jeanane
Garofolo's Sally Struthers is OK, without much physical resemblance;
Patrick Towne has Gavin McLeod down pretty well; Brett Paesel's
Judith Light is mediocre; and Benjamin Zook's Elizabeth Ashley is
chain-smoking, pill-popping and overweight.
Story
climaxes with an orgy reminiscent of one in "The Real Live
Brady Bunch." It's raunchy and -- save for a fantasy involving
McLeod and Cash -- not that funny.
Songs
in first act, accompanied by Faith Soloway on synthesizer, are OK;
production numbers credited to cast.
Second
act is a real improvement, with mock awards show hosted by "Family
Feud" host Ray Combs (Waddell, quite good). The writers have
captured the inane, strained dialogue of award-show presenters,
and setup allows the actors to limn showbiz personalities, including
"Mary-Kate and/or Ashley Olsen" (Garofolo) and Jill Soloway
as Heidi Fleiss.
"Saturday
Night Live" regular Hutsell's best-known impreshes, Tori Spelling
and Jan Brady, don't show up. That's a pity, but Hutsell is bailing
the show after Sept. 5.
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